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boyfriend. cats. performing. Harry Potter. food. flannels. hugs. bags. laughter. music. sailors. dreams. elements. moustaches. lunchables. Arizona iced tea. adventures. car rides. old photos. fruit. taco bell. trees. dinosaurs. crayons. animals.

I am insignificant. A sailboat with no direction, lost at sea.


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So these are my new little babies, and look how much they’ve groWN IN 2 WEEKS?!?!?1??!


So these are my new little babies, and look how much they’ve groWN IN 2 WEEKS?!?!?1??!


relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you

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Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.




Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 




Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

i am an adolescent elephant

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah  (via -hewastheirfriend)

Posted 1 week ago With 94,554 notes

“Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”

H. Jackson Brown Jr. (via impetrate)

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